Pls post something funny

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert 🧁?
Because it was stuffed! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅

What do you do if you're in between a lion and a jaguar?

Get in the jaguar and drive away

"I ate a clock yesterday, it was very time consuming."

"When you look really closely, all mirrors look like eyeballs."

"I took the shell off my racing snail thinking it would make him go faster, if anything it made him more sluggish."

Three funny jokes written by someone else.

@SpookySpaghetti #12 well if you turn 360 degrees you end up in the same position so you aren't walking away...

So one day a clerk talk to a shopper.zhe just random walk up to him from the other store.

Clerk :Hello, what would you like,the same thing the the other 89 shoppers like?

Shopper. I would like you to stop annoying other shopppers.

C;erk.Number 90, same response

(clerk then goes on to annoy more shoopers)

Why did the pawn cross the road?

To get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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I dont know either, ask the chicken

lol!!!

lol!

@Dah_HappyH0ppyHorsi3. to get away from the "joke" "why did the chicken cross the road"?