I joined my school's chess club thinking it was the cheese club. How do I inconspicuously leave?

I thought the club was for cheese enthusiasts such as myself, but to my surprise, it was the chess club. I want to leave but I don't want anyone to question it. Help?

Leaving would not be very mature

Option 1: continue playing for fun.
Option 2: write them a letter to the tournament organizer and send it to him, telling about your misunderstanding and apologizing for that.

try to introduce them to the wonderful world of cheese!

@pretzelattack1 said in #4:
> try to introduce them to the wonderful world of cheese!

This is probably the best idea.
You bring in some rich, rank cheese wheels. Cut the cheese and let everyone smell it. Then serve samples with some red wine.

@pretzelattack1 said in #4:
> try to introduce them to the wonderful world of cheese!
Fascinating proposition, thank you very much? Perhaps we could play a cheese-chess combination in which the pieces are made of cheese, and captured pieces are consumed.

@NotEthann said in #6:
> Fascinating proposition, thank you very much? Perhaps we could play a cheese-chess combination in which the pieces are made of cheese, and captured pieces are consumed.

Yes, a tournament, and everyone eats the pieces that they capture. And no one is allowed to go # 2 until the end of the tournament.

And serve samples of red wine too. Don't forget that part.

If its school I doubt they are at the appropriate age

Fill up on Limberger...
They'll ask you to leave.