Q how do you get your computer sick?
A pᴉʌoɔ ʇᴉ ǝʌᴉƃ no⅄
i will give traslated answer later and i made this joke up my self which dosent realy make it a joke LOL
What do you call a bagel that can fly?
A plain bagel!
Get it?
What do you call a bagel that's getting ready to fly?
A raisin bagel.
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?
A bagel (bay-gull)
What do you call a seagull carrying a zombie who accidentally tied himself up in rope trying to catch seagulls?
A seagull zombie
That was a reference to seagull zombie from pvz2
plantsvszombies.fandom.com/wiki/Seagull_Zombiepvz2 I LOVE pvz2 and pvzH and pvz3
Q- why did they put a fence around the graveyard?
A- bcz people were dying to get in 😂
Why did the nurse need a red pen at work?
Ans: In case she needed to draw blood.
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1. What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don’t look! I’m about to change.
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2. I'm so good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed.
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3. The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
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What you tell takla in urdu 🎃
Ans :- takliya🎃
