Deepest one-liners?

Kleptomaniacs don't get puns because they take everything, literally.

Dude. You weren't lying.

By the time a man realises that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.

@twighead said in #3:
> By the time a man realises that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.

And the cycle continues...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUwjNBjqR-c

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.

-- Jack Handey

“Wherever you go, there you are”
-Peter Weller

Each wasted second is a second wasted
~ John Cena

@clousems said in #6:
> “Wherever you go, there you are”
> -Peter Weller

"When you are already in Detroit, you don’t have to take a bus to get there" - Ram Dass

Have you thrown the trash?

"We're fightin' for the gods of war but what the hell we fightin' for?"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=siNES0ie0rI