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And when he gets to work he, finds out a 5 year old called a 45 year old a bozo, and the 45 year old didnt know what he meant, so he reported him...
and then his phone rang with a 16-bit midi melody(this time it was vivaldi). It was the boss..he had to look in off-topic, people reporting, but nobody knows why. The posts seem normal.
he then found out a old guy reported that someone decided to sing "Beethovens 5 Secrets" while he was chatting, and got super offended then.....
he found out, the guy was a secretive moderator, that lost his eye. He reported everyone and everything, because he was not able to communicate anymore. No DM, no e-Mail..he was not even able to chat in the arenas..so he tried to warn the other moderators by reporting, because he knew someones gonna watch, but it was already too late by then..
He felt his computer move, but didn't hear where it went - only a little angry meow to follow - it seems someone has been picking up the moderators slack!
The cute cat did it! nobody could beleive the cute furball would ever do that, so the computers kept breaking, and breaking and breaking.....
until the moderator woke up...it was all a dream and it actually only was 4 am. What to do now?

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