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A creepy pasta chess story...??? wdym...
@MrPushwood
Guido Macaroni ( who claimed to be related to the guy who invented the radio) was renown as Venice's premier spaghetti master was also equally renown as the city's worst chess player. He had just been fools mated for the 32nd consecutive game and while he was sure there must be some way to avoid being mated he hadn't found it yet .
Returning home he decided that desperate measures were called for and he pulled down his Luigi board from the dark cabinet in the back and proceeded to summon The Devil.
In a cloud of sulfurous enmity the dark lord appeared himself and roars WHY HAVE YOU SUMMONED ME puny mortal
Guido trembling said" it's chess oh mighty one."
" Chess hmmm I get a lot of chess players for some reason,what do you wish"?
" It's this damned fools mate,I just can't figure it out and I'm so tired of losing that way"
The Devil smiled to himself being particularly fond of the word 'damned' and said" Well I'm sure I can help you but what do you offer in return"?
" I can offer you the best plate of spaghetti ever made"
" Well,that sounds reasonable but I will require your special soul sauce"
Guido thinking ' well I put my soul into all my cooking' readily agreed.
Guido arrived at his chess cafe the next evening brimming with confidence and sits down to play.
First move,second move,third move! He had done it! He had broken the fools mate ! 4th move, suddenly Guido is dizzy. He passes out and comes to to realize the Devil is pouring his very soul upon a steaming plate of spaghetti.
Guido screams,his only compensation being the thought that it is better to be a scholar in hell than a fool in heaven.
Guido Macaroni ( who claimed to be related to the guy who invented the radio) was renown as Venice's premier spaghetti master was also equally renown as the city's worst chess player. He had just been fools mated for the 32nd consecutive game and while he was sure there must be some way to avoid being mated he hadn't found it yet .
Returning home he decided that desperate measures were called for and he pulled down his Luigi board from the dark cabinet in the back and proceeded to summon The Devil.
In a cloud of sulfurous enmity the dark lord appeared himself and roars WHY HAVE YOU SUMMONED ME puny mortal
Guido trembling said" it's chess oh mighty one."
" Chess hmmm I get a lot of chess players for some reason,what do you wish"?
" It's this damned fools mate,I just can't figure it out and I'm so tired of losing that way"
The Devil smiled to himself being particularly fond of the word 'damned' and said" Well I'm sure I can help you but what do you offer in return"?
" I can offer you the best plate of spaghetti ever made"
" Well,that sounds reasonable but I will require your special soul sauce"
Guido thinking ' well I put my soul into all my cooking' readily agreed.
Guido arrived at his chess cafe the next evening brimming with confidence and sits down to play.
First move,second move,third move! He had done it! He had broken the fools mate ! 4th move, suddenly Guido is dizzy. He passes out and comes to to realize the Devil is pouring his very soul upon a steaming plate of spaghetti.
Guido screams,his only compensation being the thought that it is better to be a scholar in hell than a fool in heaven.
My GIRLFRIEND recently died. Leaving me to play chess alone. I look at the board, to find the QUEEN...gone.... At that moment I knew... the KING was next...
oh my gosh.... Drama....
I played an innocent game of chess only to realise the pieces were my family member.
I think it must be about rotting pasta.
Normally it doesn't strike me as all that creepy.
Normally it doesn't strike me as all that creepy.
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