im new

@PrimalPotatoMine said in #9:
> From what I know, he's a National Master (someone who's hella good at chess) and an active forum poster who is considered funny by many users.

agreed

@theodorecalexico said in #11:
> agreed
when he posts

@SpaceManSpiff11 said in #12:
> when he posts
yeah

Welcome to the forum, the place where people get murdered by words daily! A friendly and active battlefield!

Be careful when you walk through the brambles of politics. You may just get caught on some thorny bush and get stuck!

Be careful to ever venture near the deep ocean of religious beliefs, or someone might push you in...

Again, welcome to the off-topic forum :) Enjoy your stay!

@greenteakitten said in #14:
> Welcome to the forum, the place where people get murdered by words daily! A friendly and active battlefield!
>
> Be careful when you walk through the brambles of politics. You may just get caught on some thorny bush and get stuck!
>
> Be careful to ever venture near the deep ocean of religious beliefs, or someone might push you in...
>
> Again, welcome to the off-topic forum :) Enjoy your stay!

thx sooo i shouldn't say stuff like Santa is not real cos thats politics man there are some big fights over that i got a bloody nose cos i said it to a 3 year old i never made that mistake again and what about pineapple and pizza obviously they go together but cheese is fine thats also politicsXD

Once upon a time, in the far away planet of Lichessula, there reigned an old king that believed pineapple belonged on pizza. His pineapple subjects hated him, believing that they were being subject to mistreatment. His pizza subjects sometimes loved him and sometimes hated him, depending on how much he bribed them.

So one day all the subjects came from far and wide and waged war against the king.

And thus fell Lichessula's Thibault dynasty - a war waged on the battlegrounds of the Off-Topic Discussion.

Lesson learnt! No more discussions will be held over pineapple pizza!

(Yes, I did take Lichessula from the blog on the front page today)

@theodorecalexico said in #7:
> @TakeThePawnOrLose сказал в #6:
>
>
> Также, как это принято, вы должны исключить @MrPushwood как своего Господа и Спасителя.>>
>
> человек, никто не был моим гидом, когда я был новым, лол
Единокровный конверт с маркой, дед мороз с Снегурочкой на льду в валенках на коньках.

also pinnapple on pizaa=good

@aryanrcchess said in #18:
> also pinnapple on pizaa=good

Noooo don’t kill another king!

@aryanrcchess said in #18:
> also pinnapple on pizaa=good
Then you chose gastrocriminality.