What if this question's answer was in the FAQ?

1. What do you mean by FAQ?
2.How to advertise without any criticism?
3. How do you convince others to join your team?
4. Where are followers? Like in Instagram, Facebook,Twitter? What do I do to see my follower count?
5. How to tease the word 'logo'?
6. Can I hack a team?
7. Can you calculate how many times the mods close a forum thread per day?
8. Is Lichess the best website, or is it chess.com/?

I will try to answe these question - and maybe they find their way into the FAQ section.
@ Passionate_Player said in #1:
> 1. What do you mean by FAQ?
Frequently Asked Questions
> 2.How to advertise without any criticism?
You can't. Also, you shouldn't advertize on lichess in general.
> 3. How do you convince others to join your team?
By having a nice team that's active and inviting.
> 4. Where are followers? Like in Instagram, Facebook,Twitter? What do I do to see my follower count?
You can't see them, but trust me: They are following you. Every move.
> 5. How to tease the word 'logo'?
Just use it whenever you are talking about names.
> 6. Can I hack a team?
I don't know. Can you?
> 7. Can you calculate how many times the mods close a forum thread per day?
If you put your mind and health to it, you can.
> 8. Is Lichess the best website, or is it chess.com/?
Of course it is wikipedia. Nah, just kidding, it's lichess closely followed by wikipedia.

What if this question's answer was in the FAQ?

The topic creator's ass gets cut off.

1. What do you mean by FAQ?

False Attacking-Queen - your position is adequately defended.

2.How to advertise without any criticism?

Science hasn't reached that yet.

3. How do you convince others to join your team?

Porn.

4. Where are followers? Like in Instagram, Facebook,Twitter?

Zimbabwe.

4a.What do I do to see my follower count?

There's not one count following you - they're too snobby (aristocratic) for that.

5. How to tease the word 'logo'?

You'll need to first insert some sort of a life-force into it.

6. Can I hack a team?

If you're a llama.

7. Can you calculate how many times the mods close a forum thread per day?

No I can't. - I don't have the equation, nor any data.

8. Is Lichess the best website, or is it chess.com/?

They both suck.

(except for Lichess)

@Passionate_Player said in #1:
> 1. What do you mean by FAQ?
A list of frequently asked questions

> 2.How to advertise without any criticism?
By putting link of advertisement in profile

> 3. How do you convince others to join your team?
By building a helpful team who improves chess of others by conducting tournaments.

> 4. Where are followers? Like in Instagram, Facebook,Twitter? What do I do to see my follower count?
They were previously. To avoid mass follow trick to earn followers, the feature was removed. But users can still see their daily followers on activity list in profile page.

> 5. How to tease the word 'logo'?
You would know better than us!

> 6. Can I hack a team?
Inform us when you are successful!

> 7. Can you calculate how many times the mods close a forum thread per day?
As many as spam-like, wrong sub-forum, action against ToS, threads are made!

> 8. Is Lichess the best website, or is it chess.com/?
Among chess sites, definitely Lichess!

"What if this question's answer was in the FAQ?"
That would probably don't make a difference because shitposters don't read the FAQ anyway.
But in the unlikely event that it would actually make a difference, it would be necessary to add
9. Messi or Ronaldo?

#3:
> What if this question's answer was in the FAQ?
>
> The topic creator's ass gets cut off.

Why, I am already a cutass.

@FC-in-the-UK said in #5:
> 9. Messi or Ronaldo?
None.
The best of the lot is GOAT Pele!

1. It is the brother of FAX.
2. Advertise about criticism.
3.Tell them, their lady is waiting for them in my team.
4. Duh you're trying to be popular in a chess website, get a life
5. An apple a day, keeps a doctor away!
6.Allegedly I have seen people do that but idk how to so go figure
7.No of forum threads per day multiplied by 67 percent
8. The best website is Google.com duh