As is indicated by the title, these are a series of boilerplate responses for dealing with trolls
1: "I'm not a communist"
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Dear ______________
It appears that you are under the mistaken belief that I am a (socialist/communist/distributivist). I assure you, you are wrong. I am what is referred to as a "free-market proponent." I believe that the market is more effective than any government institution at allocating resources efficiently and encouraging production. This philosophy is incompatible with (socialism/communism/distributivism). I invite you to take this time and ponder how else you are totally wrong, and how you can avoid such embarassing wrongness in the future. Maybe it was an honest mistake. Maybe you are just lonely, and need a pet or a romantic partner. Maybe you misunderstood one of my earlier posts. Maybe you are just stupid. Maybe you are crazypants. Regardless, you are wrong.
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Dear ______________
It appears that you are under the mistaken belief that I am a (socialist/communist/distributivist). I assure you, you are wrong. I am what is referred to as a "free-market proponent." I believe that the market is more effective than any government institution at allocating resources efficiently and encouraging production. This philosophy is incompatible with (socialism/communism/distributivism). I invite you to take this time and ponder how else you are totally wrong, and how you can avoid such embarassing wrongness in the future. Maybe it was an honest mistake. Maybe you are just lonely, and need a pet or a romantic partner. Maybe you misunderstood one of my earlier posts. Maybe you are just stupid. Maybe you are crazypants. Regardless, you are wrong.
2: "TDS"
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Dear ________________
It appears you are under the mistaken belief that I am suffering from a condition known as TDS. Unfortunately, this condition is fake news.
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Dear ________________
It appears you are under the mistaken belief that I am suffering from a condition known as TDS. Unfortunately, this condition is fake news.
3: "Moron" response-- for response to generic insults.
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Dear ___________________
You seem to believe that I am a "___________". I regret to inform you that I am not. I humbly request that you ask yourself "Do I really know what a '_________' is?" If the answer is yes, then one has to wonder why you used "_________" so inaccurately. Perhaps you just like accusing people of being ________. Perhaps you just learned the word, and are trying to jam it into as many sentences as possible. Regardless, I request that you do the rest of the lichess community a favor and only use _____________ in a correct manner.
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Dear ___________________
You seem to believe that I am a "___________". I regret to inform you that I am not. I humbly request that you ask yourself "Do I really know what a '_________' is?" If the answer is yes, then one has to wonder why you used "_________" so inaccurately. Perhaps you just like accusing people of being ________. Perhaps you just learned the word, and are trying to jam it into as many sentences as possible. Regardless, I request that you do the rest of the lichess community a favor and only use _____________ in a correct manner.
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