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Lets start! All these are created by me and based on a fictional character GOOGLE ;)
β’Girl: I want to marry someone.
Boy: What qualities it must have?
Girl: I dont need much, I just want him to know all my happiness and sadness, he must understand me.
Boy: Yup! I got a right guy.
Girl: Who is it?
Boy: Google, as google knows every bit of your life π
Lichess based google jokes by me>
β’Me: Hey Ayush, are you on Lichess?
Ayush: Yeah, I was but I forgot my password :(
Me: Dont worry make a new one.
Ayush: But lichess will ban me if I make 2 accounts.
Me: Dont worry, probably Google is playing with your account, he also loves lichess.org β€οΈ
β’Soham: Hi, which subject are you taking? What are your future plans?
Me: I just totally dont know. Well... Lets just Google it!
Soham: Google cant help you in this matter.
Me: Why not? Google knows everything
All these by anonymouschessking
β’Girl: I want to marry someone.
Boy: What qualities it must have?
Girl: I dont need much, I just want him to know all my happiness and sadness, he must understand me.
Boy: Yup! I got a right guy.
Girl: Who is it?
Boy: Google, as google knows every bit of your life π
Lichess based google jokes by me>
β’Me: Hey Ayush, are you on Lichess?
Ayush: Yeah, I was but I forgot my password :(
Me: Dont worry make a new one.
Ayush: But lichess will ban me if I make 2 accounts.
Me: Dont worry, probably Google is playing with your account, he also loves lichess.org β€οΈ
β’Soham: Hi, which subject are you taking? What are your future plans?
Me: I just totally dont know. Well... Lets just Google it!
Soham: Google cant help you in this matter.
Me: Why not? Google knows everything
All these by anonymouschessking
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Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, βWhatβs the word on the street?β
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