I'm bored and need all the memes and jokes you've got, throw em at me!
A man wakes up in the hospital. A few minutes later, he says "doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor says "I know, I amputated your arms"
The doctor says "I know, I amputated your arms"
Normal Day In Ohio belike:
Doctor: We couldn't save his hand in the surgery.
Patient: You said she's gonna be alright.
Doctor: Well his left hand is gone, so he's gonna be all-right...
Patient: You said she's gonna be alright.
Doctor: Well his left hand is gone, so he's gonna be all-right...
Teacher : Tell me numbers from 1 to 10
Student : 1,2,3,4,5,7,8,9,10
Teacher : Where is the number six
Student : Sir I read in the newspaper this morning ' 6 dead in the accident '
Student : 1,2,3,4,5,7,8,9,10
Teacher : Where is the number six
Student : Sir I read in the newspaper this morning ' 6 dead in the accident '
@KnightDrac said in #1:
> I'm bored and need all the memes and jokes you've got, throw em at me!
This one is a great one
Shopping list:
- onions
-tomatoes
-milk
-coffe
Casually selecting onions and using ctrl+x shortcut
Me crying :-(
> I'm bored and need all the memes and jokes you've got, throw em at me!
This one is a great one
Shopping list:
- onions
-tomatoes
-milk
-coffe
Casually selecting onions and using ctrl+x shortcut
Me crying :-(
Why is a delivery on a car called shipment but on a ship they are called a cargo?
Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange named orange as oranges are orange?
If we have watermelon shouldn't we have
Firemelon
Earthmelon
Airmelon
The ELEMELONS
Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange named orange as oranges are orange?
If we have watermelon shouldn't we have
Firemelon
Earthmelon
Airmelon
The ELEMELONS
Note: This is completely original by me
Joke 1
A: What do you want to eat?
B: Ice cream
A: Huh? What did you scream?
B: Ice cream
A: Stop saying you scream. Tell me what you want to eat
B: Ice cream
A: JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU SCREAM!
B: I scream Ice cream!
A: WHAT DID YOU SCREAM!
B: GIVE ME THE DESSERT CALLED ICE CREAM!!!!!
Joke 2
A: Do you like to eat steak?
B: Yes, of course
A: That is a mis-steak
B: What wrong with not liking steak
A: Cuz you missed a steak that is on the table. Now its covered by ants!
Joke 3
A: Which came first, a chicken or an egg
B: A chicken
A: Why
B: Cuz you said chicken before an egg
Disclaimer: This is not a debate and this is not what i think. This is purely a joke.
Joke 4
Once upon a time, there is a literal boy. When he was 3, his mother said that he was pink of health. He didn't understand and he painted himself pink. However, he accidently swallowed the ink and went to hospital. When he was 8, His primary teacher said that his homework is a piece of cake. He didn't understand and he ate his homework. As a result, he felt ill and have to stay at home for 1 whole month. At his home, his friends visited and said that every cloud have a silver lining. So after he recovered, he search for the silver lining on the cloud. However, he got struck by a lightning. At the hospital, his friend said that at least they could be friends from birth to grave. So he went to the graveyard nearby and fell down(He tripped). He died.
Joke 1
A: What do you want to eat?
B: Ice cream
A: Huh? What did you scream?
B: Ice cream
A: Stop saying you scream. Tell me what you want to eat
B: Ice cream
A: JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU SCREAM!
B: I scream Ice cream!
A: WHAT DID YOU SCREAM!
B: GIVE ME THE DESSERT CALLED ICE CREAM!!!!!
Joke 2
A: Do you like to eat steak?
B: Yes, of course
A: That is a mis-steak
B: What wrong with not liking steak
A: Cuz you missed a steak that is on the table. Now its covered by ants!
Joke 3
A: Which came first, a chicken or an egg
B: A chicken
A: Why
B: Cuz you said chicken before an egg
Disclaimer: This is not a debate and this is not what i think. This is purely a joke.
Joke 4
Once upon a time, there is a literal boy. When he was 3, his mother said that he was pink of health. He didn't understand and he painted himself pink. However, he accidently swallowed the ink and went to hospital. When he was 8, His primary teacher said that his homework is a piece of cake. He didn't understand and he ate his homework. As a result, he felt ill and have to stay at home for 1 whole month. At his home, his friends visited and said that every cloud have a silver lining. So after he recovered, he search for the silver lining on the cloud. However, he got struck by a lightning. At the hospital, his friend said that at least they could be friends from birth to grave. So he went to the graveyard nearby and fell down(He tripped). He died.
Do not be afraid to fly on airplanes, there was not a single case that the plane did not return to Earth
@AayaanShah said in #7:
> Why is a delivery on a car called shipment but on a ship they are called a cargo?
> Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange named orange as oranges are orange?
> If we have watermelon shouldn't we have
>
> Firemelon
> Earthmelon
> Airmelon
>
> The ELEMELONS
Copied from YouTube right ?
> Why is a delivery on a car called shipment but on a ship they are called a cargo?
> Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange named orange as oranges are orange?
> If we have watermelon shouldn't we have
>
> Firemelon
> Earthmelon
> Airmelon
>
> The ELEMELONS
Copied from YouTube right ?
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