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Why is H!tler censored?

@AsDaGo said in #7:
> @hitler once played a game where he had a queen and a bishop vs. a knight, and he ran out of time while his opponent had 0.01 seconds. Because he had a bishop on the board, it was counted as a loss. He was so upset he immediately closed his account and shot himself. (Coincidentally, this occurred at the same time that he lost WWII, but that's unrelated.)
And, once when @AdolfHitler was playing against the Polish master Savielly Tartakower in 1939, he lost his queen, both his rooks, and his royal knight. He was flipped off and declared war on the Polish Navy for no reason. Meanwhile Stalin, who had lost the same way to Tartakower, infiltrated the Polish Army. Together they took over Poland. Hitler then defeated Hans Berliner in the classic Paris Gambit, taking over France as a result. But then Hitler lost a game to Winston Churchill, thus losing the Battle of Britain. Then Stalin challenged Hitler to a game, but it resulted in a stalemate! Wanting more power, he invaded the Soviet Union. Then in 1944, Stalin declared a rematch and beat Hitler using Petrov's defense. Meanwhile the Americans played Hitler, using the Chicago Gambit to defeat him, and reclaimed France.
Fools me. The gangster kids growing up did the special nazi salute too while they said "heil hitler" and I never noticed them saying "heil Hexclamationpointtler"
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@salmon_rushdie said in #6:
> Hitler! Stalin! Mao! Pol Pot! Pasha! Lenin! Chiang Kai-Shek! Micombero! Hussein! Mswati III! Tojo! Il Sung! Videla! Sindikubwabo! Moussilini! Franco!
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> There has to be more 20th century maniacs to chant out there
You could add Bush on there too.
@salmon_rushdie said in #6:
> Hitler! Stalin! Mao! Pol Pot! Pasha! Lenin! Chiang Kai-Shek! Micombero! Hussein! Mswati III! Tojo! Il Sung! Videla! Sindikubwabo! Moussilini! Franco!
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> There has to be more 20th century maniacs to chant out there
Voldermort! Thanos!

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