"Sir! I did as you said, I planted the time bombs for training our dogs. Can I get a pay raise for the real time bombs?"
"Wait, what happens when you put C4 on fire?"
This be like what happens when you light a fire underwater
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4J9BdL4A6oY"Can you pass me on the lighter, the torch is so dim for this oil tank."
"NO MOM I NOT GONNA DO THE DISHES THIS TIME! DO IT YOURSELF"
Did you hear the one about the guy who died mid-sen—
"I bet this wire is not alive."
c4+fire prolly equals rice krispies
I wonder what will happen if i put this fork into the power outlet! here goe-
"Does this contain chickpeas? 'Cuz I'm allergic to chickpeas."
That looks like a nice grizzly bear,I think I'll give him a hug.
