1. Become 2100 rapid 2. Win an inter-county team battle 3. Become 2100 blitz 4. Beat Arsenal4life_49 otb in a rated game 5. Beat a master in rapid or blitz 6. Win a sussex gp 7. Get a half-norm at london 8. Be cooler than zanycolourfulwindow, oh wait I ALREADY AM!!! 9. Be top junior at Bexhill Rapid 10. 1650 rapid otb 11. 1600 standered 12. Smoke Chessfootie123 (again) 13. Play for bexhill 2nd team 14. Get on the England team 15. Play for sussex U14 on top 5 boards 16. Get higher bexhill board than Hyperbullets11 17. Win bexhill championships 18. Get Nayan02 to play a sussex grand prix (stop missing them) 19. Win hassocks U13 20. Get friends
