Death: I cheated with beads to defeat Jonathan Bock in Seventh Seal

In announcement that might shatter the chess world and alter the course of history, Death took to social media to confess that he used erotic device to defeat Jonathan Block and thus capture his life in the 1957 historical classic, Seventh Seal.

It is currently unclear whether confession by Death will bring immortality to humans going forward or whether Jonathan Block will be resurrected.

We are also not sure about how many people exactly were cheated over by Death.

In response to this news, we asked God for the response. While the Higher Power initially declined to comment, they did come out to Reddit to talk about it: „Me and my bro Moses have been focusing on this since like forever, lol. I know that everyone has wanted everything to come out immediately. Unfortunately, I work in mysterious ways so buckle up and endure my will. I response to no one.“

Stay tuned for future developments.