I woke up and I ate breakfast looking forward to playing some lichess when I heard a noise in my basement. I immediately went down and saw that it was a dragon. The dragon started attacking me with it's fire breath and I couldn't stop it. I immediately grabbed a wooden spoon out of my pocket and started waving it around stupidly. The dragon was terrified and disappeared instantly.
But the battle wasn't over. I held my wooden spoon at guard for like three hours and realized the dragon wasn't gonna come back. I put my wooden spoon down and the dragon reappeared. Then the dragon spoke. He said " You got any games on your phone? "
