1+0 • Bullet • Rated • Titled Arena Warm-up June '19
White resigned • Black is victorious
Polish Opening
1. b4 e6 2. Bb2 d5 3. Nf3 Nf6 ... 58 moves
Angelo Diablo had a brain-damaged bonobo named Behaard the retaard. One day Angelo discovered that Behaard was suffering from a priapism. He went to the internet and found a video giving instructions for treating the condition using a fishhook and a turkey baster. Even though he was not a licensed veterinarian, he successfully treated his bonobo's "saluting soldier". He subsequently returned to th…
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