Seminar for Patzers

This club was created specifically for patzers. How do you know if you are a patzer? Please make sure to meet the following rating requirements before applying:
U10: 1500 or lower
10-13: 1800 or lower
13-16: 2000 or lower
16+: 2000+

Only a31-0 does not have to meet these requirements, for he is the prestigious founder of this group!

If you wish to help us celebrate and analyze the move 1.a3 (and complete my 10-page treatise on the subject), which was first played by the great master Adolf Anderssen, please join!