A Doggie Team

This team is for dogs only. If you are a chess player, not a dog, you cannot join. I am a Black labrador retriever! If you are a poodle, you are totally welcome to join, because I really want to know what they look like! I cannot spell, so I asked my owner, Fred Larry, to Wright the words you see on this team. you should probably do the same thing, because us dogs don't have fingers! Also, you should ask your owner to read this description for you, but that won't work because you can't read this, to tell your owner to read it, so now were lost here! As a result vary little dogs will be joining my team, witch makes me sad, witch makes my tail go between my legs, witch make my owner sad, witch makes the whole household sad, so can you please join this team? Please?

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Blacklab playing a cat. Cats don't know anything!

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Cats can get distracted easily.

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Blacklab eating a pizza. Blacklab loves pizza

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Jupiter44. he doesn't like the vacuum cleaner!