Continue the story: Coyotes have taken over Lichess!

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One seemingly normal day on Lichess, users noticed things were a little weird...

@cupcakesprinkles123 and @polyvertiigo announced on the Off-Topics Forum that they have uncovered a feline attempt to take over Lichess by @cat_person and his allies which had been frustrated. @FireBreathingDragon, an acquaintance of @cat_person discovered that they had been permanently banned from Lichess since they were a part of the "cat cabal". Surprised, @FireBreathingDragon contacted Thibault who was shocked that hehad also been permanently banned from Lichess because he was supposedly a part of the "cat-cabal"!

((Basically dog-lovers started the coup by falsely accusing cats of starting a coup and banning Lichess leaders as a part of the so-called "cat-cabal"))

and one day @runtilmorrow was browsing the studies, looking for learning studies, and came across a study that said *donotlook.* curious, he opened it, only to find that it contained "high sensitive info only for coyotes only."
he read, seeming as there was no other users, and it said
"ban all lichess leaders, moderators, people who provide useful studies, people who could possibly oppose us, and anyone who can reveal our secret identity," it read. looking at the study creator, it was made by @daguy10, but the account was closed. then someone named @coyotekid came on and saw his account, forcing runtilmorrow to get off and sign in on his other account, and no more than a few minutes later, runtilmorrow was banned, but luckily, he still had his backup profile.

((so basically, the coyotes have banned anyone who could possibly stop them, but runtilmorrow has more info than provided, and trying to find a way to reveal it.))

Queen Maeve the Housecat was not pleased at the recent chaos and defamation of felines on Lichess. She sent @cat_person to liberate it and place it under permanent feline protection. Two hours later Lichess was mysteriously taken down and a giant cat picture was there in which there was a sentence: "We cats are freeing Lichess from coyotes that will definitely be punished by Queen Maeve."

((A sudden feline attack was launched against Lichess. @cat_person was appointed the Feline Governer of Lichess in the cyberspace. The FDF based in Mars and Alpha Centauri were activated in the meatspace as well))

@runtilmorrow decides to use a magic wand to change words and changed the word 'liberate' to nuke, changed the word 'taken' to nuke, changed 'feline protection' with destruction, and 'punished' with nuke.

So therefore, @runtilmorrow, decides to kill the earth again.
With nukes, because nukes rule!!!
((lichess and coyotes are nuked))

A mysterious user named coyote_person had finally decided to put her nefarious plan into action, causing all of this commotion. "Why are these felines trying to stop me? Well, they can never hold me back!" she screamed. Then, she dumped every cat in the world into a filled bathtub. ((cat-person its coyotes , the start of an new story))

Coyote-person forgot a crucial fact, namely the bathtub is not filled with water but instead it was filled with Feline Breathing Liquid due to the Feline Defense Force messing with her house. Instead of drowning, all the cats in the universe gathered in coyote-person's house and took over it, arresting coyote-person and restarting Lichess as a feline-owned chess site. Coyote-person was transported to Alpha Centauri, the headquarter of all felines in the universe to be put on trial for her heinous crime against the great species of felines which was great, is great and will remain great forever.

Aha but that ees WHEN
Speedy Gonzalez enters
Da PEEKTURE

!!!

then the cats realized that they sent themselves not the coyotes, but then people stopped this thread cuz lichess is owned by a french person named thibault duplessis and the animals(non-human animals) realized they don't own lichess

But "Rapidy" Gonzales and Earth Runner run all over the felines' mechanized troops and technological implements and crushed the felines to bits!