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I played another perfect game!

We can play classical rated games, someone said a simul isn't possible but I think lichess allows for multiple games to be played at the same time because one of my opponents had 2 going. I might finish my boost by tonight but if not then no great loss, let's just do it soon tho. Then we can all annotate the games together like friends (:
@Gambit2Mate @SlicingBishop2006

-- BREAKING NEWS --

E4 REFUTED!!!?!?! WAS IT ALL A LIE?

A once unknown user, who just recently started playing chess, refuted e4. The world is shocked. Knowledge that had been passed over thousands of years and also being approved by computers and highest technologies suddenly became irrelevant over night. A man, who claims to have an IQ of 180 and also being a passionate LoL player explains to us how he found out e4 is a bad move to start the game.

Interviewer: Hello, what is your name?

IPunishdaddy: "IpunishDaddy"

Interviewer: Interesting, why did you name yourself that way?

IPunishdaddy: That is beside the point, you are talking nonsense!

Interviewer: Okay... let's get to the point. How did you found out e4 was bad?

IPunishdaddy: I am an expert at economics.

Interviewer: Really? Where is your degree?

IPunishdaddy: You are incosistent. First you ask me about my name, now you ask about my degree.

Interviewer: ...

IPunishdaddy: Anyways I've got to play LoL now.

Interviewer: That was really fun talking to you!

To audience: Well as we all saw this guy is a true genius! We also invited our second guest here, the current World Champion Magnus Carlsen.

Interviewer: Carlsen, are you scared of IPunishdaddy? How do you feel?

Carlsen: Who?

Interviewer: IPunishda...

Carlsen: *laughs*

IPunishDaddy: It is always the same, nobody takes me serious.

Carlsen: What did you found out about e4?

IPunishDaddy: It is wrong.

Carlsen: Umm okay... what is your proof for that?

IPunishDaddy: I don't need to proove anything! Who are you? You are playing kiddie chess. I have an IQ of 180 and you?

Carlsen: 190.

IPunishDaddy: You are still wrong, one day you will see.

Carlsen: Okay lol.

Interviewer: ...

Carlsen: ...

IPunishDaddy: I have to play LoL now.

This astonishing new facts bring a fresh wind into the long thought understood principles of chess. What do you think about this novelty and new genius "IpunishDaddy"? We'll keep you on track and inform you about furher updates!
@IPunishDaddy2007

Your username is 2007... and don't pull that BS that you use it as a joke or something. Tbh you act younger than that anyways.

Also, the name itself suggests you are an edgy teen.

You say you have 180 IQ and you say you are not bad at chess.
@SlicingBishop2006 It's not a joke and it's not my date of birth. You're just assuming things. I'm not edgy, i'm not a teen and i'm not saying i'm not bad at chess (and i'm certainly not saying I am bad at chess). In fact, I made no comments about my level of chess ability, I just showed a few games, parroted what the engine said about them and talked about the best way to play chess. I think you are struggling to process the information for emotional reasons and are getting derailed into fantasy land.

People started flaming me like I was a know it all and god's gift to the earth in a different thread when I simply asked for analysis and annotation. In fact, I was specifically asking about a centipawn loss in a game that I thought I played perfectly but the computer wouldn't show me a better line because "None of my mistakes were significant". I think they assumed it was a humble brag and went off the deep end like I was flaunting some type of superiority. Meanwhile, i'm just chill and I could care less about being better than all of you or asserting that I am.

In my opinion these things are simply too small minded and not worth the time of day. Just like blitz chess or unrated chess
Why do you refuse to play casual?

Just play one game with OnlyBetter.

It doesn't matter. There is no difference. It just is in one some numbers change and in the other they don't.

Of course, you don't have to/.

But, if you don't then we have definitive proof you only cherry-pick 1100's to get rating.
"People started flaming me like I was a know it all"

because you were being a narcissistic jerk.

Why do you think all your posts have a ton of thumbs-down?

No one likes you bragging- and lying, mind you, about a 180 IQ. Even if it were true it'd be obnoxious, and if you IQ was that high than you would understand some basic logic.

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