I fear you are correct
I am sitting with a philosopher in the garden; he says again and again 'I know that that’s a tree', pointing to a tree that is near us. Someone else arrives and hears this, and I tell him: 'This fellow isn’t insane. We are only doing philosophy.
Wittgenstein
Wittgenstein
I often tell people "That's nice". It's my version of the US Southern saying "Bless your heart". Here is the joke (one version anyway) of where I got the saying from.
Three recently married southern belles are sitting together catching up on all that had happened since their respective nuptials. It's not long before the three ladies begin showing off what their husbands had done to spoil them.
The first belle sticks her left hand out and lets the sun hit the amazing diamond on her ring, "Isn't it beautiful, y'all?!" The second belle exclaims, "Oh my stars! I can't look at it; it's burning my eyes!" The third belle looks at it just for a moment or two, and simply replies, "Oh my, that's nice."
The second belle takes her turn to show off and takes the girls to the front porch. When they get outside, they're greeted by a brand new shiny Mercedes Benz, "Y'all like it? We just got it yesterday!" "Oh lord, how beautiful!" The first belle replies, trying not to sound a little envious. "It looks like a dream, hon." The third belle looks at the car coolly for a moment and replies, "Oh my, that's nice."
Now the first two belles are a little irked at the third belle's dismissive attitude. The first one asks, "Well missy, what did your man get you that's got you all high an' mighty?" The third belle very calmly explains, "My husband sent me to Charm School." The first two look at each other trying to figure out what was so special about a finishing school. "So?!"
"Well, they taught me to say, 'Oh my, that's nice' instead of 'Who gives a f**k?"
Enjoy the weekend.
Three recently married southern belles are sitting together catching up on all that had happened since their respective nuptials. It's not long before the three ladies begin showing off what their husbands had done to spoil them.
The first belle sticks her left hand out and lets the sun hit the amazing diamond on her ring, "Isn't it beautiful, y'all?!" The second belle exclaims, "Oh my stars! I can't look at it; it's burning my eyes!" The third belle looks at it just for a moment or two, and simply replies, "Oh my, that's nice."
The second belle takes her turn to show off and takes the girls to the front porch. When they get outside, they're greeted by a brand new shiny Mercedes Benz, "Y'all like it? We just got it yesterday!" "Oh lord, how beautiful!" The first belle replies, trying not to sound a little envious. "It looks like a dream, hon." The third belle looks at the car coolly for a moment and replies, "Oh my, that's nice."
Now the first two belles are a little irked at the third belle's dismissive attitude. The first one asks, "Well missy, what did your man get you that's got you all high an' mighty?" The third belle very calmly explains, "My husband sent me to Charm School." The first two look at each other trying to figure out what was so special about a finishing school. "So?!"
"Well, they taught me to say, 'Oh my, that's nice' instead of 'Who gives a f**k?"
Enjoy the weekend.
Spock: "Captain Kirk, I heard you had sex with a Brazilian woman".
Kirk: "Maybe. How many is a Brazillion?"
Kirk: "Maybe. How many is a Brazillion?"
rook:I love open files
pawn:what do you say "i hate open files"
pawn:what do you say "i hate open files"
knock knock
who there
killer
killer who
i'll kill you if you never open the door
who there
killer
killer who
i'll kill you if you never open the door
you
@Natbee Pretty good ...
a KKK member and a redneck walk into a bar, the redneck is drinking bear, and the KKK member says "You look like you've seen a ghost, you should probably stop drinking." The redneck says "i don't think its the beer."
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