The worst mate that can happen to you

But good win

Bongcloud is OP

I'd have to quit chess and deny ever playing after that loss, I mean that's just embarrassing.

its just....

Quickest checkmate 2 moves for black

rnb1kbnr/pppp1ppp/8/4p3/6Pq/5P2/PPPPP2P/RNBQKBNR w KQkq - 1 3

Dang that’s not a link nvm

Pretty good checkmate. I bet black would feel pretty stupid after that loss.

1# Are you gonna say anything

This is my favorite 3 move checkmate that no one has heard of! I've showed it as a joke to some people, asking them after 1.e4 e5 2.Qh5 what the worst move for Black is. Not many of them find Ke7!