I have just lost my mind playing and playing and playing chess.
Now all I want is something funny.
It may be a joke, it may be a riddle, it may a real life story, anything that would bring a smile on everyone's face. Let me start.
Teacher- How would u catch a squirrel?
Student- Climb a tree and act like a nut.
Teacher- What is your name
Student- John Edwards
Teacher- Whenever you are speaking to me, address me with sir. Now tell me again, what is your name?
Student -Sir John Edwards
Teacher (to 2 students)- You and your companion have written same word by word essay on the topic 'A cow'. How is that possible?
One of the students- It was the same cow.
Teacher- If I lay 3 eggs here and 2 eggs there, how many eggs would have I laid in total?
Student- I don't think you can do that, sir.
Now all I want is something funny.
It may be a joke, it may be a riddle, it may a real life story, anything that would bring a smile on everyone's face. Let me start.
Teacher- How would u catch a squirrel?
Student- Climb a tree and act like a nut.
Teacher- What is your name
Student- John Edwards
Teacher- Whenever you are speaking to me, address me with sir. Now tell me again, what is your name?
Student -Sir John Edwards
Teacher (to 2 students)- You and your companion have written same word by word essay on the topic 'A cow'. How is that possible?
One of the students- It was the same cow.
Teacher- If I lay 3 eggs here and 2 eggs there, how many eggs would have I laid in total?
Student- I don't think you can do that, sir.