Hi guys what do you say of making a joke book many will laugh by seeing those things and make their health better as laughing cures many disease
So tell jokes and entertain
Teacher:Do u know why sea water is salty?
Student: Yes mam as there r large no. Of fish there they sweat which makes sea water salty
Well, looking at #1.I think that if you wrote a joke book, I would die of cringe than be cured from a disease.
Whatβs the difference between a poet and a pig?
A poet has a pen and ink, a pig has a pen and oinks.
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A pirate walks into a bar with a shipβs wheel in his pants. The bartender asks him, βAre you ok? That looks a little uncomfortable.β The pirate replies, βArrrr, itβs drivin me nuts.β
How do you fit a giraffe in a Safeway bag?
You take the βsβ out of βSafeβ and the βfβ out of βwayβπ
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Is this a joke book so far?
Why did Moses know a lot about wine?
Because he brews
Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar
βGet out of here!β shouts the bartender. βWe donβt serve your type.β
A Teacher-student convo during science period...
*Teacher* - What is the lightest solid on earth? ( Ans is Aerogel)
*Student* - My father's purse... DUH !