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Joke book!!!!!!!πŸ˜„πŸ§πŸ’ͺπŸ˜„πŸ‘Š

Hi guys what do you say of making a joke book many will laugh by seeing those things and make their health better as laughing cures many disease

So tell jokes and entertain

Teacher:Do u know why sea water is salty?

Student: Yes mam as there r large no. Of fish there they sweat which makes sea water salty
Well, looking at #1.I think that if you wrote a joke book, I would die of cringe than be cured from a disease.
What’s the difference between a poet and a pig?

A poet has a pen and ink, a pig has a pen and oinks.
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A pirate walks into a bar with a ship’s wheel in his pants. The bartender asks him, β€œAre you ok? That looks a little uncomfortable.” The pirate replies, β€œArrrr, it’s drivin me nuts.”
How do you fit a giraffe in a Safeway bag?

You take the β€˜s’ out of β€˜Safe’ and the β€˜f’ out of β€˜wayβ€™πŸ™ƒ
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Why did Moses know a lot about wine?
Because he brews
Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar

β€œGet out of here!” shouts the bartender. β€œWe don’t serve your type.”
A Teacher-student convo during science period...

*Teacher* - What is the lightest solid on earth? ( Ans is Aerogel)
*Student* - My father's purse... DUH !

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