Hello, I am currently 15 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to Antartica; home of the greatest walruses. I’ve already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever. If you have any questions or maybe advice, just inbox me. Thank you all so much.
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Walruses are not superior to the alpha Narwhal and can't defend themselves from the gangs of Dolphins, but I wish you luck.
You may enjoy listening to a Beatles song called ..."I am the Walrus" Strange stuff... :]
Hello. Good Luck on your way to become one. I understand it is very prestigous matter of things to become one but at the same time a lot of people want to become one and the demands are really high so only a few will be chosen.
Just be patient, train hard my friend and when the time comes show them what you've learned. In case the result will be negative dont be too harsh on yourself. Life goes on.
Just be patient, train hard my friend and when the time comes show them what you've learned. In case the result will be negative dont be too harsh on yourself. Life goes on.
go to www.walrus.org to have a pet (or in your case a brother) walrus appear next to you in the next 23.4 seconds.
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