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Astrology

I sure do!!!

Of course I also believe in Santa Claus and the Easter bunny.
I have bad nostalgia as soon as I saw this topic...
So i belong to a country where astrology is kind of taken seriously. My parents somewhat believe in astrology. But believe me none of the predictions about anything was right (I'm only talking about me) , just tell me one thing if your life was scripted then what would be the excitement to live it. No astrology can decide your future. These things are absolutely trash
I don't care, I'm not interested in this shit, but if a girl asks "what time were you born" it's oooh hmmm
Astrology doesn't predict things other than the destiny of celestial objects. It's the tattered remnants of an ancient belief system. One that knew the courses of the planets and long term, earth crossing comets and other dangerous space faring objects.

It's whispering the beliefs and sciences of the ancients into the ears of the open minded.
@Dukedog said in #2:
> I sure do!!!
>
> Of course I also believe in Santa Claus and the Easter bunny.

Yes, when my parents told me that they all didn't exist, I instantly realised that they indeed had only been a figment of my imagination. My parents, that is.
astrology didn't work to help me clean up, I respected the instructions in the manual, but I must have missed a step unless the book that the old man sold me was 500 years late.

I will request a refund.

so I started the Ars Goetia, which I hope will work, so I managed to draw a decent chalk circle (I hope it's not too square!) and I placed a few candles. [ignore the fact that I torched the living room with the lighter to light these candles].

so I'm sitting on the floor reciting Latin with a French accent, waiting for Beetlejuice to send me a cleaner to dust the furniture and replace the burnt carpet.

I hope there is a guarantee or they will at least send me a magic vacuum cleaner.