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I'll start: Blue whales are so big that an average human being can swim in its veins.
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Every single person on this website is against me.
Don't believe me? Go look at my games!

What the in the approximate fact is going on here? Oppression.

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I quit

Okay. Can We start over?

Just forget it.

Random(?) Fact: Knowing literally absolutely everything is not confusing. Nothing could be clearer. Randomn (?) fact
Elon musk once got first place in a DnD tournament with his friends when he was a teenager, before founding Paypal, Tesla and SPACEX
If you count the numbers (one, two, three, four etc.), you will find the letter "a" until 1000 (one thousAnd).
No I won't.

Fact On the original number line of whole integers 5 was listed before 4 like this /T\...1,2,3,5,4,6,7.../T\

Then one day a horse was walking by and it stopped right in front of the listed numbers with look of moderate irritation on his face.

But the horses rider, the evil Penquintilla Katcshialita, was in no mood to not continue whatever he was doing and began questioning the irkstone horsie.

So he said "Really?"

But the iritated winnie was not trying to hear his point of view and the further agitation began to turn irritation into anger.

"Are you seriously trying to stop now, horse?! Go."

Now livid both horse and rider stood on the level ground facing off. Each one was as determined as the other to make the world right again.

It was at this time that the great great great grand father of William Shatner approached accompanied by the great great great great great great grand uncle of Alex Tribec.

Although horse and rider were far to busy being locked into a wordless debate of will, but they did notice the aimiable pair approach: They were more pleasant, smiling, fluid of motion and cat-like kinda when you have a snack such a people food any cat would like to try. Despite this they continued glaring only at each other.

Shatner replied "That horse looks pissed!"

And then quickly Trebec countered, "Does this look like the best western hotel to you?" This was sumarilly ignored by all.

Shatner "Your horse wants to tell you something"

The divided focus was costing the evil Penquintilla advantage in the staring contest. This frustrated his resolve as he was already at maximal rage and the affective change was pitiable.

With only remnants of rage as his face set doubtful he proffered his stiffest "The hell you say! What makes you so keen on my horse you lacky wall-eyed son of a fainted flop-eared jack-rabbit?"

Shatner was unaffected. Looked at his wrist. No watch there. Then reached for somthing in his coat and produced nothing from within. Then he stated, "He wants to go to the bathroom"

Trebec had been observing other affairs round about apparently paying no mind until now.

Penquintillia's sad anger now completely wilted into confused introspection marking the beginning of a journey ofreevaluation of everything he had known although he did not understand this yet.

Trebec turned sharply and asserted the display behind them had errors on it. And further explained it was probably the errors as what had upset the horse.

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The Town Board were frickaseed with the mayor and marshal and the marshall's banchee, spyquewopewliss.

Penquintillia went on to pursue the first pyramid scheme which was to get people involved in building a pyramid in America starting from the top and working down and of course selling membership tickets to your family and business associates.

Horse went on to study math and eventually counted to two and could prove this mmaybe...

Shatner and trebec entered into a debate as to the correct correction regarding the number line. And although, while they agreed it had been in error, unfortunately their disagreement ended in Europe.

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