Say something silly:P

I wonder why the air smells similar to the air in nevada.

I yell checkmate in a chess class when it's not really checkmate

I think there is one move to go until checkmate and I do it. I think it's checkmate until my opponent had a checkmate in mind and did it on me and yells checkmate before I can yell checkmate

Why is the sky wet and the ocean is dry?

Cheese is bad.

I hate chess.

After 1. f3 e5, the best move is 2. g4!!, and white wins automatically...

The moon is made out of cheese.

Ow! I'm sure this is cheese 🌕. Its yellow, round, everything that makes it cheese (exept the smell). Why cant i eat this. Its like rock.
Oh wait, it is rock
Its the moon.

2+2=5
____ Mikhail Tal 🖤🖤🖤