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I want to create a bkack hole in my garage, any advice?

1. Fit your garage in a spaceship
2. Fly the spaceship to a blackhole
3. Live there with ur garage
@Flaem said in #9:
> dig a hole
> paint it black
> done
I see a red hole and I want to paint it black.
@CSaiJagruth said in #12:
> Nice physics teachings man but the black hole is more than 600 light years away from us so no need to panic or cry.
This makes me question to what extent you've read the OP.
@Flaem said in #9:
> dig a hole
> paint it black
> done
yeah and also pour a mixture of glue and black paint so anyone who gets trapped cannot get out of there
(just a joke)
So I have been thinking more about my little project, and I have a couple of additional questions.
Even creating a tiny black hole would require tons and tons of matter. Obviously I can't store that much matter in my garage, let alone compress it at once. So I was thinking of progressively injecting more an more matter in my black hole. A convenient solution would thus be to use water. Hence, question: how much will it affect my water bill?
Now, once I have created my black hole, assuming I manage to stabilize it, will it suck all the oxygen in my garage? And potentially all the Earth's atmosphere?
Assuming that this does not happen, how close is it safe for me to approach my hand before getting it sucked by the black hole?
The thing is: all you have to do is bring the LHC to the garage. The collisions in the LHC generate tiny black holes that disappear very quickly.

On the other hand, to create a "bkack" hole, you have to combine every typo in the world into a 1 kb file.
@A_0123456 said in #28:
> The thing is: all you have to do is bring the LHC to the garage. The collisions in the LHC generate tiny black holes that disappear very quickly.
>
> On the other hand, to create a "bkack" hole, you have to combine every typo in the world into a 1 kb file.
I already replied in #24 to the theory that LHC creates black holes. Itcould, in theory, but hat has never been observed. See also en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micro_black_hole

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