Who would adopt who first in bullet?

If there was a match between Nakamura vs Magnus Carlsenin 1+0 (no increment) who would get adopted first? :) also how long do u guys think that the match will last for? (time wise and game wise) on lichess as the site they would play on?

It would be shocking if any adoption happened unless you made the match go on for way longer than any match should.

Questions like this are sort of fun but at the end of the day there's a reason why they don't tend to get answered.

just thought it would be interesting to hear peoples opinions about it seems no one has an opinion about it except us two :)