Funny jokes

Tell me some jokes!
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It got wiped out

Good one !

<< Why did the hen cross the road ? >>

··· Because she wanted to appear as dark green, therefore, she had imagined that if only... She could obtain some Henna ! That's why she crossed the road, and also, the river, the forest... And went on, until she finally, got what she wanted: Henna ! ···

Henna is permanent. I can tell you. I'm greener than your average green.

why did a cat fly over the english channel
because a dog launched the cat a pult

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP7F7Uw6yP4

@sabutuma, dog and engineer, at the same time. Cat and Buzz Lightyear, who can fly !

By the way:
Why did the president, punch John Malkovich's twin, right in his face ?

how many dogs does it take to paint a room ? one stick a brush on its tail tell it its a good dog and jobs done
how many cats does it take to paint a room ? a million , cover them in paint chuck them in the room close door job done

How do you call a cow in an earthquake?

A milkshake

What do you do when you see a big wave 🌊?

You wave 👋 back at it

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Fish.

Why did the cookie cross the road?
It's a chicken, dude

What happened to the leopard that fell into the washing machine?

He came out spotless!