Forum game - Corrupt a wish

So, the rules of the game are that you play like a genie, and answer the wish of the previous comment, but you have to make it turn out bad for example:

I wish for a girlfriend

(Second comment)

Fine, but she is ugly and rude.

So let me start this: I wish for a gaming mouse

And after you answer the wish, you make one!

well but it is Broke.

I wish a Bad Gaming Chair.

You'll get a bad gaming desk.

I wish for more knowledge.

You will get a bad evil knowledge the knowledge which will drive you mad.

and I wish for evil knowledge.

@Gadhavi_Veerbhadra

Evil knowledge can make you Professor Snape (jk) ;)

Well Well... Now, how do we move on with it ! @Gadhavi_Veerbhadra You've literally ruined the entire thing. According to the rules of the game put forward by @/max0904 , "answer the wish of the previous comment, but you have to make it turn out bad". You wished for a 'Bad Gaming Chair' and 'evil knowledge'; which are already bad things... You expect us to make it even worse, huh !!??

No I ask for vice verse of what I want how can you turn it into bad

@Gadhavi_Veerbhadra What on earth do u mean by that ?! Pls frame your sentence in such a way that a man can understand.

I have just missed a full stop after what I want.

I wish my mortgage was paid off 😪