Dirty Limericks

There once was a plumber from Bree
Who was plumbing his girl happily
She said, "Stop your plumbing,
There's somebody coming!"
Said the plumber (still plumbing)... It's me!

A randy marsupial named Reeves
Spent some time with the whores 'tween their knees
When they asked him for money
He'd say "Listen honey!
A koala eats bushes and leaves!"

Lolwut.

A couple from Bright
Made love faster than light;
They started one day
In a relative way
And came on the previous night.

(not dirty but)

A mosquito was heard to complain
That a chemist had poisoned his brain
The cause of his sorrow
Was para-dichloro-
diphenyltrichloroethane