Do you guys have any ideas for a mom joke?
Yo mama is so dumb she tells yo mama jokes
- KNOCK KNOCK!
- Who’s there?
- Yo-
- No! Don’t tell me your my mom.
- I didn’t want to say that
- ok. Who are you then?
- Your mom.
- WHAT????
- you told me not to say my mum
- |-___-|
- Who’s there?
- Yo-
- No! Don’t tell me your my mom.
- I didn’t want to say that
- ok. Who are you then?
- Your mom.
- WHAT????
- you told me not to say my mum
- |-___-|
Someone gets 100 on test
Mom: WTF
The person: Do you know what that means?
Mom: Well that is fantastic!
The person: "Gets a brain fart"
Mom: WTF
The person: Do you know what that means?
Mom: Well that is fantastic!
The person: "Gets a brain fart"
Sorry, but she doesn't know any jokes.
Your mama, so fat we are all extremely consserned for her medical health.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zQZ0Aftrpo
Muscle Man - you know who else wants your mom jokes? MY MOM!
Muscle Man - you know who else wants your mom jokes? MY MOM!
The only yo mama joke I’ve ever found funny:
“Your mother is so plus-sized that her blood type is Ragú, and I only know that because the insurance company failed to properly protect her privacy rights”
“Your mother is so plus-sized that her blood type is Ragú, and I only know that because the insurance company failed to properly protect her privacy rights”
My mom is coming to beat me
@passionate_player said in #9:
> My mom is coming to beat me'
A moment of silence for @passionate_player .
> My mom is coming to beat me'
A moment of silence for @passionate_player .
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