Trying to think of a totally inane subject for a pointless thread.

@NaturalBornTraveller There clearly are female leprechauns. How would you get baby leprechauns otherwise? They're just extremely difficult to see, hence the lack of reported sightings and me losing mine.

My bee has new flowers. They are yellow and red and pink and orange and purple.

@hampy nonsense.
If they were so difficult to find, then how would the male leprechauns find their mate?
When the New Mexico whiptail lizard doesn't need a male to duplicate itself, by creating baby lizards. Why would it be so impossible for you to comprehend, that a Leprechaun likewise would'nt need a female to procreate?
Just admit to the only obvious fact... You fell in love with a transgender eunuch gnome, who abandoned you, because of your clear problems with Angolan moonshine.

Edited: twice because I confused myself with the word would/wouldn't.

@obladie @morphyms1817 @hampy @NaturalBornTraveller
How deep can a pan be before it becomes a pot?

@SavageAntarctican don't change the subject... @hampy and I are collectively trying to break the score limit.

Your post actually made me somewhat morbid curious about the answer, and thereby giving your post meaning.

The females are located via smell @NaturalBornTraveller. Charlotte told me, then it made sense, as I was confused myself. She changed her name as she wanted to distance herself from her Irish roots. I think she grew lonely as there are no rainbows in Angola. Moonshine gives you rainbows but she wouldn't partake. I'm slightly concerned that you are right that she was decieving me. She was already living a lie.

@hampy I feel your pain, being left by a loved one is difficult to deal with... You now have to behave different in you social society.
Making up excuses as to why you can't hang out with certain people, and changing your Facebook status.
But honestly, making a post about how to track down your ex transgender eunuch Gnome hen, just isn't appropriate.

@NaturalBornTraveller Please don't get me started on my efforts to track her down. I got lost in Gabon for two years.

monkey (*fuckep up type III) left at a ... on hold.... why are people so cruel? so presumptuous that no one yet far as i know will structure automatic answering phone services to begin with recording your message which of course may be skipped in a two shakes of a left handed index finger if it is not busy doing anything else. then jump right into an extended audio menu for store hours announcements about special closings and websites... i mean..and neverending info no one ever wants.. like hi ... not home or away from desk.. see. who cares? where else arent you? guess: moron expo?. i set my voicemail so that my phone answers like 4th ring and beep: [talk bitch]. yah people get confused by this but now verizon won't even allow it

true or false?!

I'm not a good person

We all have bad days @slowfaust I wouldn't be too hard on yourself.