Chess and jokes and more jokes...

that a long chat up line
i know some ones that are quicker to say but they are age restricted lol

Yes.

Once, many were caught in a drink and driving case. So police began the interrogation:
Police: Hey knight, if you walk straight then no actions would be taken against you.
Knight: Oh no!
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A Queen takes her king to a doctor:
Doctor: What's the problem?
Queen: He can only walk a square at a time!
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A pawn goes to a restaurant and after eating goes to pay out the bill. The cashier is the King.
Pawn: Wouldn't you mind, if I pay by 'check' (cheque)!

haa haa haa haa

wow these are some nice sappy jokes people... I like em.

True chess meme (from Chess.com)
Most scary things, from least to most scary:
Sharks (50%)
Serial killers (60%)
Death (70%)
Drowning (80%)
Torture (90%)
Your opponent blitzing out a gambit you have never seen before in a bullet game (100%)
Your opponent blitzing out a gambit you have never seen before in an ultrabullet game (1000%)