Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cop with a skunk?
Law and odor :]

knock knock

whos there

dad

hi dad

wait what

i tought you went to buy milk

I think the prize itself is a joke.

Here is my joke
Harry- Do you know, I fell from the Eifel Tower when I was 3 years old.
Tom- Oh! Did you survive or you passed away?
Harry- I don't remember. I told you I was very small back then.

So once upon a time (why am I doing this?)there were these 3 boys who were playing on the playground and they all loved the slide and one day they found a genie and the genie granted them all 1 wish they all wished for if they slide down the slide whatever they say will be what they land in so the first boy said chocolate!and landed in chocolate the 2nd boy said gold!and landed in gold but the last boy said weeeee and he landed in wee.
The End

One player can send only 1 joke please

I have a good news and a bad news.
What do you want to hear first?

Teacher- What is a cannibal?
Student- A person who goes to the restaurant and orders the waiter.

I'm trying to think of a joke it is just I really don't have any joke. It's sad!

@DeadlyKillerInstinct The first time I read your answer, I thought you wrote: what is Hannibal? 😅