1000 signs that you are a chess player

#444 You say "outstanding move" more than non-chess players.

When you actually get a painful sensation throughout your body, when you allow your rooks to be skewered by a bishop. Oh the pain, the pain of it all! :]

#446 you say botezlive and chessbrah when someone say what do you watch on twitch.

#447 you bought horsey merch

Some humoristic contributions not read so far :

#448
You laugh at Counter-Strike while playing c4.

#449
You never play the "Botez gambit declined".

#450
Unaligned pawns make you unconfortable.

#451
You secure your account with the password "e4e5Bc4Nc6Qh5Nf6Qxf7#".

#452
You play chess even if you know that it won't make a living.

#453
You checkmate the queen in your dreams.

#454
Before posting, you solve a chess captcha matching with your supposed password.

#455 You hate when people complain that you post too muchon this thread

#456 You call a real horse a knight

#457 You spotted that Hal tricked Poole into resigning early.

#458 When your confused as to why Czech people are bad at chess...

#459 At night, if you dream about playing chess in a tournament, you suddenly wake up, sit up straight and say,'Checkmate!' with your eyes wide open before realizing that you werent playing chess at all
(don't look confused...it has happened to me before)