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3 Things to Take to an Island

Hypothetically speaking,

If you were forced to live on an island stranded from humankind for the rest of your life, what would be three things that you would take along?

(A very poor choice)
1. Pizza 🍕
2. My iPhone 📱
3. My TV 📺

(An excellent choice)
1. A telecommunication device
2. Fruits and Vegetables
3. Fresh, clean water
Could it also be a tropical island on a huge fresh water lake with a paradise landscape abundant in vegetation with a bit of rain forest? Well, then I would not have to take anything with me but fire stones, a good companion and a chessboard.
1. A boat
2. A map
3. Richie Sambora

You see, I would convince Sambora that the island was a Bon Jovi concert and use him as a decoy while I made my escape on the boat.
Well, since you say I would be stranded for the rest of my life, I would take this:

1. A pistol to kill myself with.
2. A bullet.
3. A second bullet just in case.
1. 10 pounds of acid
2. A dozen fertilized eggs
3. A machete
If it's on a day like today, I'll take love, faith and hope with me.
A nice sunday!
1. A brewery

2. A breeding herd of Black Angus Wagu cattle.

3. A set of 18yr old girl quintuplets who would bring their own bbq to cook on for me so I don't break the rule of 3 things only.

Before your anguished cries of "foul,ump "..I did stipulate only one set of quintuplets..

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