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Pino hates New Year's barrels, like all annoying and vulgar noises. So he took a vacation and at Christmas he went to Upper Egypt, in the fascinating and touristic Valley of the Kings, and brought a very large bag with him. Arriving at the tombs of the ancient kings, the guide lets him get off the bus and asks him: "What do you have inside that big bag, Pino?". “Plastic bottles”, Pino replies to the astonished guide. Then he goes down the steep steps that lead to the tomb of King Amenhotep IV and, once he reaches the lowest point of the tomb and is sure of his solitude, he opens the bottles and fills them with silence. A silence so absolute that it is difficult to imagine if you have never tried it.
Back in Italy without problems at customs, Pino waited patiently for the New Year, and just before midnight he walked through the streets of his city, bag on his shoulder. At the stroke of the new year, Pino opened one by one the bottles full of silence, which immediately release their powerful energy into the air, neutralizing the numerous barrels and corks of sparkling wine that jump in every house. The noises are attenuated until they disappear, and from the windows people look out to inveigh against Pino: “But stop with all that silence, or I'll call the police! So be ashamed! " Once he has achieved his purpose, Pino returns home and slips into bed, uncorking the last bottle of silence left and getting drunk on it before slipping into a deep sleep.
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