1000 signs that you are a chess player

#81 When you care more about your lichess ratings than all of your social networks.

#82 When your friend is coloring on his notebook with black and white squares and you want him to stop at 8th square but he continues.

#83 When you talk to yourself while calculating and people think you are crazy.

#84 When you beat everybody easily in chess tournaments at your school.

#85. You have BCE close by while working on Lichess studies.
#86. You know what BCE stands for.
#87. You look BCE up and find there are two books by that name!

#88. When you insist that your daughter's four horses has to start the day on opposite ends of the field.

#89. You are too pessimistic, depressed and bitter to actually write a cheerful, humorous comment on this thread.

#90. When you stare at your lichess ratings all day and compare them to your friends.

#91: When you look at life as a chess game (which is true up to an extent)>

#92. When you realize that you missed all of your meals due to playing chess and end up raiding the fridge at night.