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I Still Suck! Time for Drastic MEasures

My last two over the board tournaments were trash. Going back to last November In the Turkey Open I had the most painful loss of my chess career. Against an expert I played perhaps my best Najdorf and defended his kitchen sink attack, and launched a queenside assault of my own that should have led to a pretty forced win. Instead I got too excited when others began crowding around to watch the game. I lost my composure and chose astonishingly bad moves played fast and incorrectly calculated. Ten moves later, I resigned, filled with a mixture of surprise, dissapointment, and anger,I offered my hand. He shook his head and laughed. "You should have won." he said.
No friends, I have not recovered from that defeat. I can't seem to summon the concentration, to play reasonably well and have since, floated in a chess purgatory of poor play. Like the hero Oddysius, lost at sea, I must conquer the gods to triumph. I've turned to Voodoo, shamen, and women of ill repute to bring out the old me. Pray for me.
Revel in your defeat, and once your done, work on your conversion skills so you don't need to summon deity to win a won game.
idk, i'm not into voodoo, but the shamen and women sound good. i'd dump the najdorf and stick to what you're doing now...the women, shaman, maybe cocktails.... really...i'm serious.

note: this is assuming they are HOT women of ill repute. if they are not, maybe go back to the najdorf........sad.
The women of ill repute are the best ones. Its the other ones to be afraid of.
"Instead I got too excited when others began crowding around to watch the game. I lost my composure"
That is the recipe for defeat.
If your thoughts wander off about how everybody will congratulate you on your beautiful win, then there is only one thing certain: you will not win this game.

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