What is the best gift you have ever received?

@TakeThePawnOrLose said in #30:
> Not trying to be that guy, but park and talk don't rhyme and nor do grief and eve.
Regarding "park" and "talk", as well as "grief and Eve" depends somewhat on a person's dialect, as well as their punctuation and rhythm.

@NaturalBornTraveller said in #28:
> Try to speak what you write.
> It doesn't rhyme right.
You missed and opportunity to throw some bars. Should have said:

Try to say what you write, it doesn't sound right.
You can keep trying but you'll never have the limelight.
You know you're wrong, you know I'm right.
Should stopped earlier, it won't end too bright.
I never wanted this beef nor this fight,
But if need be, I'll burn you to a smite.

@NaturalBornTraveller said in #31:
> Regarding "park" and "talk", as well as "grief and Eve" depends somewhat on a person's dialect, as well as their punctuation and rhythm.
I what dialect is "park" pronounces "pock" or "talk" pronounced "tark"? Grief and Eve, I can see some semblance of a rhyme but where tf is the rhyme in park and talk.

My mother and my dad and life

My Favorite Gift (Christmas or not) Ever, apart from life on this spinning rock we call Earth: This 9-Year-Old HP Pavilion with a AMD A6 Elite Processor. An Incredibly Nice Old Classic!

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My mother taught me to read when I was 5 and she instilled a life long love of reading in me so that's #1, second best was a minibike when I was 8.

@BautznerSenfkorn said in #10:
> Money.
It's a hit

@PLSDONTCLOSEMYACC said in #17:
> A screw diver to open school benches and steal it
The bench with creativity.. it is the only thing with creativity.. not stolen from Google.. actually the school benches are the school magazine articles, original by children, not by poetic parents in the name of their kg children.. (you must read certain articles given by LKG children, wonder if they even know those words, or even letters)
Some of them (though they say they didn't) showed their creativity in a classroom of 10th during exams, they were forced to pay 50 rupees for their 'creativity'