Your personal Chess slang

What are some terms or phrases which apply to Chess only you use? For me it's:

1. e4: male game
1. d4: female game
1. Nc3: eager horse (for the piece)
several pieces protecting each other: a construct
passed pawn: runner
a completely closed position with bishops on both sides: pincushion

Would love to hear yours!

@ASmallObstacle said in #1:
> What are some terms or phrases which apply to Chess only you use? For me it's:
>
> 1. e4: male game
> 1. d4: female game
> 1. Nc3: eager horse (for the piece)
> several pieces protecting each other: a construct
> passed pawn: runner
> a completely closed position with bishops on both sides: pincushion
>
> Would love to hear yours!
e4 normal
D4 London
Nc3 grondmostor
Passed pawn tradetradetrade
A completely closed position with both bhisops on both sides-draw?No! Sacrifice bhsiop for juicer to advance!

Pawn = Juicer
King = Juicer
Queen = Juicer
Rook = Juicer
Knight = Juicer
Bishop = Juicer

@ASmallObstacle "I like ya cut g"

I call this very dodgy opening I used to play the 'Elvis opening'

1. c3 ... one for the money!
2. f3 ... two for the show...
3. Kf2 ... three to get ready.
4. Ke3 ... GO!
5. Kd3... King!
6. Kc2 ... GO!

pawn promotion: salary hike
capture: swallowed/ killed
en passant: quicksilver move ( saw some part of the age of ultron, lol)
50 move rule: running king

Queen: good piece
En passant: Nice
Capture: Headshot
King: cow
Rook: Rock
Pawn: idiot
Horse: UwU
Pawn promotion: Yea boiiii!
In chess...

... everything is meme for me

Shotgun: 2 Passed pawns with connected rooks behind them.