Let's share some of our best jokes. I will start.
Knock knock?
Who is there?
Moustache.
Moustache who?
Moustache ask you a question but I will shave it for letter
So bad that its funny.
What are all the numbers scared of 7?
Because 789.
why are numbers scared of 61? becouse 61 ate 109
Ok then i take a george burns quote. Happiness is having a large, loving,caring, close-knit family in another city.
Could very well be, could VE-RY well be.
Its recession when your neighbor loses his job;its a depression if you lose yours. Truman. But i guess most know that one already.
My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of other pessimist s. Jean rostand. Know no jokes but thought maybe why not bore you with quotes.
lol
@Subomega these are pretty good. I like it.
How to stop deaf people from communicating?
Turn off the lights
First winter rain -- even the monkey seems to want a raincoat.
This is a poem by Matsuo Basho
