jokes

MINECRAFT IS RACIST!!
Minecraft has taught me not to look tall black guys in the eye or they get aggressive. They're faster and stronger than you and they randomly steal things. However, you can escape by running to water--they can't swim.And they can't afford diamonds

@FutureAstronomer said in #20:
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Twinkle Twinkle Massive Star
I do know how angry you are

The lyric of twinkle twinkle little star
twinkle twinkle little star
how i wonder what you are
...
like a diamond in the sky
Neutron star: Excuse me, i am stronger than diamond!!!!!

your life.
haha just kidding.

@HemaWorst said in #24:
> your life.
> haha just kidding.
go to: r/iam14andthisisdeep

What do you get when you set a doll on fire?
Ans: A barbie-Q

What do you get when you signal the queen that she's on?
Ans: Q barbie-A

Why did the kid tell math to grow up?
Ans-To solve its own problems

"post your lame jokes here"

So this is some sort of recycling center?

Probably Cylon, by the smell of it.