Trying to think of a totally inane subject for a pointless thread.

On behalf of the [specific number listing] sworn officers and [specific number listing] civilian employees of the Springfield Police Department, we welcome you to our official website.

We pledge to provide each citizen of Springfield the highest standard of performance. We are committed to making law enforcement decisions that are fair and unbiased. The Springfield Police Department understands the significance of diversity, fairness, human rights, and justice. We strongly object to and discourage all forms of unfair discrimination. The Springfield Police are dedicated to performing our law enforcement duties in a professional manner that serves all communities regardless of race, gender, age, sexual orientation, ethnicity, religion, disability, nationality, belief system, and social status.

The Springfield Police Department strives to reflect the diversity of the consumers we serve. We are committed to our partnership with the community and all city agencies as we collaborate to address crime and quality of life issues in our neighborhoods. It is our goal to fulfill the department’s public safety mission in a manner that recognizes the vast array of experiences and differences of our customer base. The very essence of our mission is to provide Springfield with the best policing services possible.

Chief BiggY BoY No
Springfield Police Department

#...and thank GOD! It's about time somebody started thinking about their customers and as consumers

By the way, you are retarded. Chess is inane. I love the way you peak my interest then step away. who are supposed to be, David?

Anyway.... se ya, losers!

Checkers
Robot Overloards Master

[that's right, I'm a double agent for checkers]

Just finished dusting and polishing the copper. My day's off to a rocket start.

@tigermoth
You wasted everybody's time there,including your own.
8.2

@obladie Although I'm flattered by the high marks you grant my post I must point out that them potts and kettles are shining like the stars! Surely that should be 0.4 points deduction for unwarranted esthetically appealing epiphenomena? Well anyway, I'll happily accept the beautiful score of course. It's amazing.

My Trip To Venice - famous short based on actual events

You have good manners
I invite you to dinner
You show up
I serve people meat
You eat
I call you a canibal

So because because I'm a canibal that makes me gay(?)
YOU'RE JUST TWISTING MY WORDS!

-Jerome Adams publishes a lot of papers about stuff. some of which could be considered more or less important than some from among others but this is the only

@tigermoth
I'm sure I speak for everyone as it is with the utmost joy, gladness, and will so good you can't shake at it how relieved we are to know you're okay with your latest score & positive marks- now if you're done monopolizing everyone's time constantly maybe you can sit back & be amazed by someone who's merely content over something unremarkable

Today is Sunday.That is all I can think of about days.I will eat a radish later.

@slowfaust Thank you for complimenting me with wasting everybody's time. It is difficult but I can do it. I use chinese paper fans and a miniature guillotine made from wax and a razor blade. I behead tomatoes thinking about roger rabbit.

@tigermoth

...That's good. Have you considered (how you gonna behead a tomato- who does that?! Do you have any idea what licopine is?!) broadcasting everything you've worked so hard on (to piss me off... (hard on-;( lol)) thus far? In this way you might be able to waste more time than you can possibly imagine! Have you seen Star Wars?

[You have to admire him for making a guillotine of wax]