Say something funny. I want a laugh.

Joke's on you; I only read the first and last sentences

roses are red violets AREN'T blue,
Violets are purple

@C4to brevity is the soul of wit.
@Siimpliiest violets are violet.The clue lies hidden in the name.
Woman walks into a restaurant with her pet poodle..asks "Do you serve dogs here?" Maitre de says "Certainly,madame..how would you like him done?"

Hatchacha..I got a million of 'em.

@obladie its not meant to be witty, its meant to be disappointing. How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

That depends on the marginal productivity of each baby, as well as the area and type of wall and assorted time parameters.
Thus, I need more information. Are the babies unionized?

why can you never starve in the desert?
because of all the sand, which is there.

#25..If those same babies,saw a red door...

Well..would they?

@C4to you succeeded on both counts..well done.

#27 I hear that just happens every day

@clousems It doesn't depend on if they are unionized, but rather how hard you throw 'em... er... o _ O