Wich is the oldest topic ever?

I wanted to know.

"Cain or Abel?"

"Whatever you do, don't talk to the Snake"

"God the Mod bans another one"

ah yes i do remember those golden times

lichess.org/forum/general-chess-discussion/perft-13#1
I'm doing a bit of digging, this is oldest I've found so far

My previous account - Zugzwang69 - Has my postings from about Aug of 2010 :]
lichess.org/forum/redirect/post/y6GwNQ8x

Lol,
lichess.org/forum/off-topic-discussion/so-how-did-you-found-this-place?page=1

Quite impressive what you found LittleJennyWren 👍☺️

lichess.org/forum/lichess-feedback/time-limit?page=1
10 years ago, all posts were Anon.
I'd say this was one of the first.
Skittle-head, that's awesome, do you know anything by any chance?
MinouL, it wasn't much really but I'll accept the compliment 😊

[Edited a typo]

😃😃😃

Perhaps the admin could post the first forum topic. What was the subject...I'd like to know. :]